Stuff to Make Us Laugh

[copper123 1,352]

51 minutes ago, Peckris 2 said:

Quite. When did the men last reach a World Cup final? oh yes - 1966.

They did have a darn good try in the euros a couple of years ago .

I personally think we should pay the england team manager by results , then again if we did  we would probably never have a decent aplicant

[Peckris 2 2,044]

33 minutes ago, copper123 said:

They did have a darn good try in the euros a couple of years ago .

I personally think we should pay the england team manager by results , then again if we did  we would probably never have a decent aplicant

The same Euros that the women actually won?

[Coinery 926]

[1949threepence 3,366]

On 8/21/2023 at 5:40 PM, jelida said:

Don’t you dare leave, Richard, you are one of the most important contributors here!

I found this photo amusing as well, a gentle dig at the stereotypical inability of manhood to cope when the womenfolk are away. While I can only assume that there are other interpretations, I have certainly been disappointed at the nature of some responses and I think that we all carry a responsibility to be civil, I’m sure most would agree.

Jerry

100% agreed.

Incidentally, where is Richard? Normally logs in several times a day. Last seen Aug 29.

[Diaconis 696]

Edited September 10, 2023 by Diaconis

[alfnail 756]

I guess if it was his daughter then "she would be walking out the door  like she did one thousand times before. Don’t you love her ways, tell me what you say”

Edited September 10, 2023 by alfnail

[Peckris 2 2,044]

6 hours ago, Diaconis said:

This is the end

[blakeyboy 1,603]

No it isn't. This is.

[Diaconis 696]

Hope this isn't too close to the bone...

[Coinery 926]

Thought this was good!

“King’s Cross station, June 6th, at 4am - there’s something unusual going on?”

[Zo Arms 243]

[Diaconis 696]

On 11/17/2023 at 9:26 AM, Coinery said:

Thought this was good!

“King’s Cross station, June 6th, at 4am - there’s something unusual going on?”

“watching the wheels go round and round”

[Paddy 1,543]

First cartoon to make me laugh out loud in a while:

[secret santa 2,016]

[Coinery 926]

2 hours ago, secret santa said:

It’s superb irony, after just reading City have more than 100 alleged breaches of the same rules, that are still awaiting verdicts! There’ll be some squeaky shorts out there this winter, that’s for sure!

[Peckris 2 2,044]

5 hours ago, Coinery said:

It’s superb irony, after just reading City have more than 100 alleged breaches of the same rules, that are still awaiting verdicts! There’ll be some squeaky shorts out there this winter, that’s for sure!

Oh, they'll get off. "Money talks"...

[secret santa 2,016]

[Rob 3,002]

5 hours ago, secret santa said:

Impossible,. You only get 7 tiles in scrabble.  You're having a laugh.

[secret santa 2,016]

Grinch !!!!

[Bronze & Copper Collector 401]

16 hours ago, Rob said:

Impossible,. You only get 7 tiles in scrabble.  You're having a laugh.

It WOULD be a disaster as he would have been caught cheating with excess tiles.

[Peckris 2 2,044]

Why does he say bathroom? Why doesn't he say 'toilet' like everyone else

[alfnail 756]

A young Scouse woman was so depressed that she decided to throw herself into the Mersey. However, a handsome young man just managed to stop her in the nick of time. 

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor and we are off to Australia tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, and the prospect of going to Australia, the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small, but comfortable, compartment in the hold. From then on every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn.

 

Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food, and I get a free trip to Australia". 

 

"I see," said the captain. 

 

Her conscience then got the better of her and she added, "plus, he's screwing me".

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Birkenhead ferry."

[Rob 3,002]

'Meanwhile on planet Russia'

 

[secret santa 2,016]

Something many of us relate to.............

[blakeyboy 1,603]

I’ve ordered the skip for Tuesday.
I have the tough rubble sacks.

Then, on Wednesday, when I can’t see the front  door for Valentine’s cards,
I can bag them up, drag them upstairs, and throw the bags out of the bedroom window,
straight into the skip.

Last year I didn’t think it through, and was stuck in the house for a week.

You must know what I’m talking about….:-)