Paddy Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 How about this one for offending modern sensitivities - "The English are Best" by Flanders and Swann: Quote
Peckris 2 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 30 minutes ago, 1949threepence said: Let's be honest you can barely sneeze these days without "offending" someone. Let's be honest, this conversation is verging on the very silly. Can we get back to laughs please, without "leavening" it with snarky comments? (Aimed at the Farage remark). Quote
Peter Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 RIP my parrot has died of obsesity.....to be honest it's a weight off my shoulders. 1 3 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Peter said: RIP my parrot has died of obsesity.....to be honest it's a weight off my shoulders. Nah. It was only kipping. Lovely plumage! Quote
Sword Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Park sign in Amsterdam pointing out the obvious. 1 Quote
Sword Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Peter said: RIP my parrot has died of obsesity.....to be honest it's a weight off my shoulders. Sounds a bit like the episode "Long John Peter" in Family Guy... "In the episode, Peter steals a parrot from the vet and becomes convinced that he is a pirate. He becomes the scourge of the neighborhood, terrorizing every corner of Quahog until he accidentally kills his beloved bird..." 1 Quote
Peter Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Just had a bloke at the door for the last hour extolling brown bread. Bloody Hovis Witnesses. 1 2 Quote
blakeyboy Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 41 minutes ago, Peckris 2 said: Nah. It was only kipping. Lovely plumage! The plumage don't enter into it....... 1 Quote
1949threepence Posted February 13, 2019 Posted February 13, 2019 On 2/12/2019 at 10:37 PM, Peckris 2 said: Nah. It was only kipping. Lovely plumage! It's pining for the fjords...... Anyway, somebody had to post it. 2 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 20 hours ago, 1949threepence said: It's pining for the fjords...... Anyway, somebody had to post it. Well, I'd better replace it, then. ..... uh, we're right out of parrots. I see. I see, I get the picture. I've got a slug. Quote
1949threepence Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, Peckris 2 said: Well, I'd better replace it, then. ..... uh, we're right out of parrots. I see. I see, I get the picture. I've got a slug. Does it talk? 1 Quote
Paddy Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 A less well known Monty Python sketch and one of my favourites - if nothing else because the Ozzies tried to get it banned! 2 Quote
blakeyboy Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 19 minutes ago, Paddy said: A less well known Monty Python sketch and one of my favourites - if nothing else because the Ozzies tried to get it banned! Lingering afterburn......wonderful. Did the Aussies really try to ban this? It was, admittedly, before their wine industry got good... Quote
blakeyboy Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00024pp I hope this works. Richard Osman's treatise on 'nuts' is testament to why BBC Radio should be heard by everyone on the planet. Best thing I've heard for months.... 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 23 hours ago, blakeyboy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00024pp I hope this works. Richard Osman's treatise on 'nuts' is testament to why BBC Radio should be heard by everyone on the planet. Best thing I've heard for months.... It would help if you gave us the time stamp of Osman's piece - I'm not sitting through the whole half hour! Quote
blakeyboy Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 Ah- it's the first one after the intro....! 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 11 hours ago, blakeyboy said: Ah- it's the first one after the intro....! Excellent!! Quote
blakeyboy Posted February 17, 2019 Posted February 17, 2019 Glad you liked it. It's so worth the wait for the ridiculousness to really build, and everyone is on top form. You would also like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfawvs5PouA 2 Quote
PWA 1967 Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Posted a video (DELETED ) but was set up and a load of bollocks Edited May 9, 2019 by PWA 1967 1 Quote
Paddy Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 This one made me chuckle - I love it when it takes a moment for the penny to drop: 5 Quote
blakeyboy Posted May 25, 2019 Posted May 25, 2019 Drove past this today. Nearly crashed laughing. A44 near Rhayader. 1 1 1 Quote
Paddy Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 Another from Gray Joliffe - he certainly seems to have the knack for the double take joke! Quote
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