terrysoldpennies Posted October 18, 2020 Posted October 18, 2020 The good news is the chairs all right !!! 1 Quote
blakeyboy Posted October 19, 2020 Posted October 19, 2020 The more I see of him, the more he impresses me with his ability to think up the most bizarre things at the drop of a hat. Quote
Michael-Roo Posted October 20, 2020 Posted October 20, 2020 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/landlord-who-renamed-pub-the-19110558 Quote
bagerap Posted October 30, 2020 Posted October 30, 2020 I still firmly believe in "Buy the book before the coin" but tonight half my reference library fell on my head. My wife says I've only got my shelf to blame. 1 3 1 Quote
secret santa Posted October 30, 2020 Posted October 30, 2020 From the Daily Mail this week: I saw on display in a Pet Shop an animal described as an "Amsterdam cat" so I went in and asked "how Dutch is that moggy in the window ?" 4 Quote
bagerap Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 There's a game they play in the Vatican – rock papal schism 3 Quote
blakeyboy Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 On 10/31/2020 at 1:37 AM, bagerap said: There's a game they play in the Vatican – rock papal schism The most pleasing puns are those that are really contrived.....my wife is very impressed with it..... so good to admire the process rather than just the end result......! 1 Quote
blakeyboy Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 I always leave the top of a piece of sea bass in a restaurant - I don't believe the old fairy stories, so I don't like crumpled fish skin.... 2 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted November 9, 2020 Posted November 9, 2020 23 hours ago, 1949threepence said: Shakespeare didn't have a clue about cats. "Tabby, or not tabby?" 1 3 Quote
bagerap Posted November 13, 2020 Posted November 13, 2020 If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime? 1 1 1 Quote
Martinminerva Posted November 13, 2020 Posted November 13, 2020 On 8 November 2020 at 10:52 PM, 1949threepence said: Ah, but they can do Lab-tests...😋 3 Quote
1949threepence Posted November 13, 2020 Posted November 13, 2020 51 minutes ago, Martinminerva said: Ah, but they can do Lab-tests...😋 They'd have to be barking mad to try 😼 3 Quote
blakeyboy Posted November 13, 2020 Posted November 13, 2020 2 hours ago, bagerap said: If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime? You are not well, I'm pleased to say.... Quote
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