Stuff to Make Us Laugh

[copper123]

19 hours ago, Peckris 2 said:

they both wear soft shoes

And their balls are similar

[blakeyboy]

Bloody Top Cat and his Gang have set up home outside my workshop....

 

[alfnail]

[blakeyboy]

Is it funny that Banksy thinks that judges use gavels?

 

[alfnail]

[alfnail]

[secret santa]

I tried to post this just after we'd retained the Ryder Cup but it wouldn't let me.

It seems less amusing now...........

[Kipster]

[blakeyboy]

Kemi Badenoch says I should resign.
Why me? i don’t know what I’m supposed to have done.
Maybe I left a knife in the fork drawer or something…

 

[secret santa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/406401131122?itmmeta=01KAERC51PCV21AAX0JS88BEF2&hash=item5e9f652272:g:xt8AAeSwfFdpHfm3&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA4FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cOxyiQubdP6q4BPu%2FxdIXUFNvE9awpV1y%2FtN8jQOjKa6EqNCZRWJO67CdDE38lpIX2PYoe%2FIN2xTD62T0c1biKnXN2BGPDocT6Sqe4hzdEDDO1Cx9ih4MLBEHMXESsCrf4pZDakLlDrHymsvpAIDJ5axfF3QFb0p4hH777kQa%2FiDL%2Fk1kwHmZJknr95kBXJWt%2B9tSzi2fYWleqXNz%2Fd%2FSo1dfWLX3BskJpN2ebLpaw9S4VCQXCGg%2BIyjlBM63Iv7%2BwQESo%2F34yLYokoq6KfxJk|tkp%3ABk9SR5rRsNjTZg

An interesting coin, presumably minted whilst Victoria was in rented accommodation trying to hide her facial hair from the nation ?

[Paddy]

... and of course toothed border, not beaded (or bearded) both sides. Has anyone told the vendor?

 

[secret santa]

3 hours ago, Paddy said:

Has anyone told the vendor?

They must have, because he (or she) has changed it to toothed (but it's still a "boarder" !).

[secret santa]

And it's still "BB".

[Paddy]

I messaged them and they have replied accepting their mistake.

They have asked me what the price should be. I haven' bought one of these for years - any suggestions?

 

[blakeyboy]

I've just read that there's a Yellow Ice Warning in place for the UK.

Sounds revolting.

[Paddy]

One of the oldest axioms for life: "Don't eat yellow snow"!

[blakeyboy]

Thank you Mr.Zappa.

[blakeyboy]

[Peckris 2]

I saw most of his Davos speech - honestly, it was just a raving ramble complaining about everyone except his own team, yet claiming ridiculous false achievements in his first year.

[oldcopper]

14 hours ago, Peckris 2 said:

I saw most of his Davos speech - honestly, it was just a raving ramble complaining about everyone except his own team, yet claiming ridiculous false achievements in his first year.

"honestly" - not a word you're too familiar with, and of course followed by the usual mind-numbingly predictable parroted derision. Trump previously pointed out that Europe is destroying itself with huge mass immigration and the crazy energy policy of "Net Zero". Care to argue about that? 

[Chris Perkins]

Deary me, we seem to have a difference of political opinions. Which is fine of course.

But please don't insult Peckris by suggesting he is not familiar with the word "honestly". 

Don't need negative vibes today, or ever for that matter. I don't have any spare brain cells to have to worry about potential conflicts on the forum.