Peckris 2 Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Sword said: Snow White and the 6 Dwarfs would still be one too many. Sneezy need to be self isolating. Not a problem - Doc's exempt, being an NHS worker However, which of the Magnificent Seven will have to take a hike? And even 6 Brides can not get together with 6 Brothers... 1 1 Quote
Bronze & Copper Collector Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 16 hours ago, Peckris 2 said: Not a problem - Doc's exempt, being an NHS worker However, which of the Magnificent Seven will have to take a hike? And even 6 Brides can not get together with 6 Brothers... One would think that, siblings or not, they would probably want to be alone with each other. They would have to remake 7 Brides for 7 Brothers as My One and Only..... 1 Quote
1949threepence Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) What's it want this time? Edited September 21, 2020 by 1949threepence 1 Quote
Bronze & Copper Collector Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 On 9/21/2020 at 11:06 AM, 1949threepence said: What's it want this time? It's probably all washed up... 1 Quote
Sword Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) . Edited September 28, 2020 by Sword Quote
copper123 Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Dopey's been nabed by the the drug squad? LOL 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 22 hours ago, UPINSMOKE said: The pig looks more intelligent 2 Quote
blakeyboy Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Sad but true.... is the pig the leader of the Free World then? 1 Quote
Diaconis Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 1:06 AM, UPINSMOKE said: The Collar? 1 Quote
copper123 Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 Of course the main diference is that one would make a great sandwich 3 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 1 hour ago, copper123 said: Of course the main diference is that one would make a great sandwich Oh come on! Trump has never made a sandwich in his life - he has minions aka family to do that. 4 Quote
bagerap Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 My friend just hired a limo for £750 but it didn't come with a driver. Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it! 1 Quote
bagerap Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son". He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the R! We buggered up the spelling and we missed the bloody R!" His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old Abbot "What's wrong, father?" With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies "The word was....... Celeb-RATE!" Edited October 16, 2020 by bagerap 1 3 Quote
Michael-Roo Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 50 years later, apt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0GUbAImHuw 2 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 On 10/13/2020 at 7:26 PM, Diaconis said: In a similar vein, the World Health Organisation has found that obesity worldwide is caused by the consumption of meat and veg encased in pastry. They tried to discourage the practice, but were ignored, so they bought all the offending items and distributed them among themselves. To be clear, WHO ate all the pies. 3 Quote
Sword Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) NS and I (UK's state owned savings bank) has a new look website. [Savings] is what we're good at. And what we care about the most?! 😄 What cheek after announcing the most unbusiness like interest rate cuts: Direct ISA: from 0.9% to 0.1% Direct Saver from 1% to 0.15% Investment account from 0.8% to 0.01% Offering just one tenth interest in some cases compared to recent market leaders. Simply taking customers for fools. Edited October 16, 2020 by Sword Quote
blakeyboy Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 As Frankie Boyle said " Donald Trump is nothing like Adolf Hitler- there's no way he could write a book"..... 1 Quote
bagerap Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 I love Mr Boyle. Congratulations on finding a repeatable quote of his. 1 Quote
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