Diaconis Posted March 30, 2020 Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Paddy said: We should have a "Groan" reaction for this section of the forum... 😂 I agree, as they say Paddy, one man’s noise is another man’s music. 2 Quote
copper123 Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 23 hours ago, Sword said: One for peter this one 1 Quote
Paddy Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 I hope this works - very amusing short video! https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=!AJ6cAJ1DJVsPyuE&cid=0A5780CDE40BB7B9&id=A5780CDE40BB7B9!54510&parId=root&o=OneUp 3 Quote
Paddy Posted March 31, 2020 Posted March 31, 2020 Also this one from today's paper amused me: 3 Quote
Fubar Posted April 1, 2020 Posted April 1, 2020 Being an ex-computer engineer I always found these Shoe cartoons amusing. So I saved a few over the years. 3 Quote
Danelaw Posted April 1, 2020 Posted April 1, 2020 A man walks across the road and gets flattened by a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry and then a red lorry. Policeman goes to his home, knocks the door and the man’s wife answers it. The policeman looks at her and says, "Im sorry but there's no easy way to say this" 4 Quote
ozjohn Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) Q What do you call someone who has had a colectomy. A Gutless. PS I had one 2 weeks ago and recovering well. Edited April 2, 2020 by ozjohn Quote
blakeyboy Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 Ooh...there isn't a 'like' style for " blimey mate hope all is now OK..." (Poinciana seeds in pots in greenhouse! ) 1 Quote
ozjohn Posted April 2, 2020 Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, blakeyboy said: Ooh...there isn't a 'like' style for " blimey mate hope all is now OK..." (Poinciana seeds in pots in greenhouse! ) Thanks. That's good I hope you have success this time. Just to make you jealous the road outside my place is littered with poinciana seeds. Well and truly on the mend. It wasn't the big C. Edited April 2, 2020 by ozjohn 1 Quote
blakeyboy Posted April 5, 2020 Posted April 5, 2020 Ha! Saw that, and remembered this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2rX-1rTuhE 2 Quote
Paddy Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 There are 10 sorts of people in the world: those that understand Binary numbers, and those that don't. 4 Quote
Diaconis Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 26 minutes ago, Paddy said: There are 10 sorts of people in the world: those that understand Binary numbers, and those that don't. Paddy, i heard that there were only three types, those that can count and those that can’t. 2 Quote
Fubar Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 Another Shoe cartoon by Jeff Macnelly from the 80s. This one is probably my favourite. 1 3 Quote
Paddy Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 I have a coin collecting friend who is a bit like that. He starts to make a point and then gets diverted into sub-clauses - a bit like the old Ronnie Corbett monologues only not so funny. I sit there listening and wondering how many sub-clauses deep he will get before he realises he has forgotten the point he was trying to make at the start! 2 Quote
Danelaw Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1248995809930153984?s=09 2 Quote
Sword Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 I think there could be some truth in these T-shirts: 1 2 Quote
Sword Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 The King holding scissors instead of sword variety. 4 Quote
blakeyboy Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 And the horses expression......I have to carry this idiot...I've had enough..... Quote
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