Stuff to Make Us Laugh

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[secret santa]

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[terrysoldpennies]

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[secret santa]

There was an explosion yesterday in a Japanese car parts factory - apparently it was raining Datsun cogs.

[Peckris 2]

Japanese workers employed in a sewage works were happy to meet each other briefly, like Nips in the shite.

[blakeyboy]

Here's one for people with certain brain types.

Stayed in a hotel in Pickering.

Sitting on the loo, looked at the view in front of me.

Floor tiles not parallel to either wall in this corner,

and they are not parallel to _any_ of the four walls, so the tiler must have started randomly in the middle and worked outwards.....???

 

The pedestal isn't parallel to the wall either.

 

The ceiling has no 90˚ corner.

 

Lying in the bath also did my head in.

 

[secret santa]

Hope nobody heard you taking pictures in the toilet - some incorrect assumptions may have been made !

[blakeyboy]

3 hours ago, secret santa said:

Hope nobody heard you taking pictures in the toilet - some incorrect assumptions may have been made !

Fortunately, the Desk Sergeant was surprisingly understanding.......

[blakeyboy]

I've had a bad day- 8am I had my flu jab that I really didn't enjoy,

and I have a very sore arm. It's rather screwed up my day.

 

 

Mind you, having the flu jab done at Kwikfit was probably a bad idea, in retrospect...

[blakeyboy]

Edited October 26, 2024 by blakeyboy

[secret santa]

3 hours ago, blakeyboy said:

having the flu jab done at Kwikfit

You must be exhausted.............

[Zo Arms]

21 hours ago, blakeyboy said:

How's your Village hall refurb coming along?

Interested. With photos please.

Not sure how I made you say that but hey ho.

 

Edited October 27, 2024 by Zo Arms
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[blakeyboy]

I'm only ever quoting me when I speak.

 

 

Hall refurb stalled due to many reasons.

Just too much- gonna sell on, sadly.

[Zo Arms]

33 minutes ago, blakeyboy said:

I'm only ever quoting me when I speak.

 

 

Hall refurb stalled due to many reasons.

Just too much- gonna sell on, sadly.

Sorry to hear that. Wish I hadn't asked now. 😐

[blakeyboy]

Don't worry- not a problem- if you take on something that proves too big to handle, you learn a hell of a lot about yourself and other people.,

which is always a good thing.

We had some great parties there!

 

Edited October 28, 2024 by blakeyboy
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[Rob]

I presume the irony was lost. 

Pot calling the kettle black

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[terrysoldpennies]

There is one you've forgotten Ian , The cross between the Shytzu and the Poodle ,  A Shytpoo.    Friendly but very messy 

 

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I went to a zoo once. There was only a dog there. It was a Shih Tzu.