Stuff to Make Us Laugh

[Peckris 2]

4 hours ago, Michael-Roo said:

I note our great leader, Brother Veritas, has now adopted Trump's ridiculously elongated necktie look. Takes pounds off, apparently, and 'Let me be very clear about this.' in no way makes you look a total div.

 

 

Freud would have a field day with the positioning of the lower end - a signal to women?

[Michael-Roo]

Possibly, but as with 'tiny hands' Trump, it's more likely a lame device for hiding the lack of, erm, substantial trouser profile….

[Peckris 2]

12 hours ago, Michael-Roo said:

Possibly, but as with 'tiny hands' Trump, it's more likely a lame device for hiding the lack of, erm, substantial trouser profile….

small but fertile, you're saying?

[sabrejv]

This possibly could have been posted on the ebay  thread but it made me laugh... 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Great-Britain-1937-George-VI-1d-One-Penny-Coin-High-Grade-with-traces-of-lust/114287901941?hash=item1a9c16fcf5:g:RLMAAOSwmgNdzvKw

I do wonder how you check for the 'traces' 😀

[Rob]

Probably reached the 80? character limit looking at the length of it.

[Bronze & Copper Collector]

1 hour ago, Rob said:

Probably reached the 80? character limit looking at the length of it.

Hasn't that always been part of the problem??

The length of it, that is......

Edited July 9, 2020 by Bronze & Copper Collector

[Peckris 2]

4 hours ago, sabrejv said:

This possibly could have been posted on the ebay  thread but it made me laugh... 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Great-Britain-1937-George-VI-1d-One-Penny-Coin-High-Grade-with-traces-of-lust/114287901941?hash=item1a9c16fcf5:g:RLMAAOSwmgNdzvKw

I do wonder how you check for the 'traces' 😀

Britannia's knockers?

[Danelaw]

My girlfriend thinks I'm nosey.

I can't believe she wrote that in her diary.

[bagerap]

[Rob]

Subtle.

 

[Michael-Roo]

Or maybe;

'Never having to say you're sorry'…..

[bagerap]

It may take a village to raise a child, but it takes an entire vineyard to home school one.

[copper123]

[bagerap]

I'm fat but I self identify as slim. I'm translender.

 

[Peckris 2]

10 hours ago, bagerap said:

I'm fat but I self identify as slim. I'm translender.

 

When it comes to soaps, I waver between the BBC & ITV. I'm transEnder.

[Sword]

10 hours ago, bagerap said:

I'm fat but I self identify as slim. 

You wouldn't happen to be Norman Quentin Cook would you?

[Danelaw]

My nephew who is not quite five wants to learn Spanish but he can't even say please yet.
Bit pour for four I thought.

[Michael-Roo]

I'm learning to speak French but am having difficulty with the numbers. Try as I might I just can't get past seven.

Turns out, I have a huit allergy.

 

[Sword]

I love the sitcom The Thin Blue Line and found the following dialogue hilarious.

Inspector Fowler: Do you know that 12-year-olds in Holland and Belgium can already speak fluent English?
Constable Goody: They're no cleverer than British children, sir. My niece is only 10, and she can speak fluent English.
Inspector Fowler: [berating Goody] Your head is just something you keep your hat on, isn't it?

[Peckris 2]

8 hours ago, Michael-Roo said:

I'm learning to speak French but am having difficulty with the numbers. Try as I might I just can't get past seven.

Turns out, I have a huit allergy.

Reminds me of the 3 French kittens that went skating on thin ice.

Sadly un deux trois cats sank.

[bagerap]

[bagerap]

This has made me laugh longer and harder than anything i can remember this year, and I can't explain why.

[copper123]

And not for the first time boris gets.................

[Peckris 2]

1 hour ago, copper123 said:

And not for the first time boris gets.................

Makes a change from kippers!

[Michael-Roo]

 

Sarah Cooper has a new clip on Youtube.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8oaaP68i4s