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[1949threepence]

[1949threepence]

You can tell that Boris really has had a very bad week at the office........

 

 

[oldcopper]

12 hours ago, 1949threepence said:

You can tell that Boris really has had a very bad week at the office........

 

 

His mummy's just said he can't go to Peppa Pig World.

 

Edited November 23, 2021 by oldcopper

[1949threepence]

3 hours ago, oldcopper said:

His mummy's just said he can't go to Peppa Pig World.

 

Forgive him !

[blakeyboy]

19 hours ago, 1949threepence said:

 

 

    'Arold!!!  

 

[copper123]

21 hours ago, 1949threepence said:

You can tell that Boris really has had a very bad week at the office........

 

 

Why can't he get married and not have any sex like normal people , LOL

[1949threepence]

He certainly made a complete pig's ear of the speech, which will definitely not bring home the bacon. In fact, with all his porkies can anything now save his bacon? The room was fair crackling with embarrassment for him. It was a rash speech - in fact it couldn't have been much rasher.

Boris is all pork and no action !  

 

[copper123]

7 hours ago, 1949threepence said:

He certainly made a complete pig's ear of the speech, which will definitely not bring home the bacon. In fact, with all his porkies can anything now save his bacon? The room was fair crackling with embarrassment for him. It was a rash speech - in fact it couldn't have been much rasher.

Boris is all pork and no action !  

 

Oh contrare - Boris is a wizard on porking action - a male katy price in fact

Edited November 24, 2021 by copper123

[Peckris 2]

5 hours ago, copper123 said:

Oh contrare - Boris is a wizard on porking action - a male katy price in fact

Not as good as David Cameron...

[blakeyboy]

12 hours ago, 1949threepence said:

He certainly made a complete pig's ear of the speech, which will definitely not bring home the bacon. In fact, with all his porkies can anything now save his bacon? The room was fair crackling with embarrassment for him. It was a rash speech - in fact it couldn't have been much rasher.

Boris is all pork and no action !  

 

'Wildebeest Years' with Dan and Nick reference there, Mike?

[1949threepence]

1 hour ago, blakeyboy said:

'Wildebeest Years' with Dan and Nick reference there, Mike?

Sorry Blake, you've got me there. Doesn't mean anything to me. 

[blakeyboy]

Shot in the dark - I've only ever heard the 'rasher' joke once before- mid 90's, on the Radio 4 show I mentioned....

[copper123]

developing a rash is not nice  STI ?

[copper123]

Did anyone know there is a racecourse called sha tin - I presume they never clean up after the horses with a name like that

Edited December 5, 2021 by copper123

[secret santa]

BBC Sports Personality of the Year - 

Nominees include Tom Daley and Raheem Sterling - not often you get 2 divers in the shortlist.

[copper123]

I see boris's wife has dropped another sprog .

At this rate the whole country will have some boris blood in their families by 2200

[copper123]

6 hours ago, secret santa said:

BBC Sports Personality of the Year - 

Nominees include Tom Daley and Raheem Sterling - not often you get 2 divers in the shortlist.

Well I am pretty sure lewis hamilton will not be on the shortlist .

Moh salah might be a good outsider

[mrbadexample]

[Peckris 2]

On 12/13/2021 at 9:13 PM, copper123 said:

Well I am pretty sure lewis hamilton will not be on the shortlist .

That was some race! I really thought Lewis had done it. My main surprise -  given that Max went into the pits under safety car for some soft rubber - is that Mercedes didn't cover that and pit Lewis as well. Then it would have been an amazing final lap instead of the inevitable Verstappen overtake.

[Paddy]

[copper123]

 

[copper123]

spotted in manchester debenhams (RIP)

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[1949threepence]

4 hours ago, alfnail said:

You can guarantee it's been done thousands of times already this Christmas. 

My 14 year old nephew knows how to fix them (what to add to the sample) to give a false positive reading. They found the way at school, which guaranteed being sent home.