blakeyboy Posted September 19, 2021 Posted September 19, 2021 Not enough CO2 to run hospital machines or make fizzy drinks....that's the trouble with this bloody planet- CO2 levels are dropping and there's nothing we can do....... 3 Quote
1949threepence Posted September 29, 2021 Posted September 29, 2021 On 9/19/2021 at 8:09 PM, blakeyboy said: A very pregnant Rachel Riley putting up the letters this week - I paused it and took this picture, once I'd stopped laughing..... It's on the same theme as that one of David Cameron:- 3 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 1 hour ago, blakeyboy said: "Luke... hsssshhh hhhsssss... I am your optician" 1 Quote
Diaconis Posted October 14, 2021 Posted October 14, 2021 This one from 'Sorry I haven't a clue', I always liked Humph's introductory remarks about the town where the quiz was held that evening. This is how he introduced Nottingham, "It's well documented in official records that the city's original name was `Snottingham' or `home of Snotts', but when the Normans came, they couldn't pronounce the initial letter `S', so decreed the town be called `Nottingham' or the `home of Notts'. It's easy to understand why this change was resisted so fiercely by the people of Scunthorpe." 1 Quote
copper123 Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 Don't listen to that william shatner. He's a waste of space. LOL 1 Quote
Diaconis Posted October 18, 2021 Posted October 18, 2021 I recently heard that he has discontinued his new line of lingerie. Apparently, Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name. 1 2 Quote
copper123 Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 It wasn't the name that put folks off but the fact they were full of klingons 😅😅😅 Quote
alfnail Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 What's the difference between the Star Ship Enterprise and a toilet roll? Quote
Diaconis Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, alfnail said: What's the difference between the Star Ship Enterprise and a toilet roll? i know the similarity, they both fly around uranus wiping out Klingons. Whats the difference? 2 Quote
alfnail Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 Nothing, they both get rid of Klingons 2 Quote
copper123 Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 How many ears does captain kirk have ? Three A left ear a right ear and a final front ear 2 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted October 24, 2021 Posted October 24, 2021 14 hours ago, 1949threepence said: Ah, Fat Freddy's Cat... My favourite: 3 4 Quote
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