The goverment could be using all this public borrowing in order to squirel it away in offshore tax havens so they have a great retirement .It amouts to £300, 000,000,000 this would pay for quite a few great caribean holidays
This would of course leave the majority of the public who belive these conspiracy theorys unable to follow or investigate what they are doing because they are so afraid to go out because they are scared to take the vacine.
Handy eh!