azda Posted May 2, 2012 Posted May 2, 2012 So the headline from the BBC is MI6 death: Gareth Williams 'probably' killed unlawfully..................this obviously regards the MI6 agent who was murdered and found in a bag in his own flatMy own headline to the BBC would read as follows............NO SHIT SHERLOCK..............Disnae tak a rocket scientist tae work that oot eh..............Geezus, some people are numpties, honestly Quote
ski Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse......wheras............Walt Disnae Quote
Peckris Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse......wheras............Walt Disnae Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up - she gets more fan mail than the Pope. Quote
scott Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 i agree... wasted probably millions of our pounds to tell us what we already know. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PADLOCK YOURSELF INSIDE A BAG. all they had to do was buy a bag and padlock and try. Quote
bagerap Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.300 sodding hours!!!????? Quote
Peter Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.300 sodding hours!!!????? Only 7 weeks It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed. Quote
argentumandcoins Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.300 sodding hours!!!????? Only 7 weeks It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed. And a lifetime discovering you'll never get into it Quote
Peckris Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.300 sodding hours!!!????? Only 7 weeks It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed. And a lifetime discovering you'll never get into it Quote
ski Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed. i had that problem......how we laughed when she first showed me the handcuffs Quote
Peter Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed. i had that problem......how we laughed when she first showed me the handcuffs She didn't laugh so loudly when she had a stipple artex pattern on the top of her head. Quote
Rob Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.300 sodding hours!!!????? Only 7 weeks It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed. Am I missing something here? LinkJust kidding. I'm sure I'd recognise her if I saw her again. In fact I'm sure I saw her sister today, and I'm sure the wife saw I saw her sister too. Quote
Peter Posted May 4, 2012 Posted May 4, 2012 Lest we forget. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook-nuts-2012-calendar-preview/kelly-brook-nuts-2012-calendar-preview-01-480x739.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.stylebrity.co.uk/celebrity/7719/kelly-brook-nuts-2012-calendar-preview.html/&h=739&w=480&sz=55&tbnid=iuD3QXl3rCCp9M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=58&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dkelly%2Bbrook%2Bcalendar%2B2012%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=kelly+brook+calendar+2012&docid=JdjCS_BT8x7l3M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Z2WkT6jsJKrB0QXLhciJBA&ved=0CHoQ9QEwBA&dur=2171 Quote
argentumandcoins Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 I always felt safer when hurtling in if I had twin airbags infront of me..... Quote
Chris Perkins Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 She's from Chatham, innit. My house nearby needs a new tenant if your interested Miss Brooks. No need to worry about paying any actual money, just keep your webcam on! Quote
Debbie Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 You're all pervs......Just in case there are any girls out there better Quote
Chris Perkins Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 I keep forgetting this is no longer a 100% male domain! Quote
Coinery Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 You're all pervs......Just in case there are any girls out there better That's so weird, I knew a girl who thought Keanu was the dogs! You are only the second person i have ever heard confess as much! I never got it myself, though the JD thing makes sense! Quote
Rob Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 I always felt safer when hurtling in if I had twin airbags infront of me.....Other than playing the part of an erotic car accessory, does she have any other public persona - porn star, royal correspondent, model? Sorry, I'm not familiar with her. Quote
argentumandcoins Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 I always felt safer when hurtling in if I had twin airbags infront of me.....Other than playing the part of an erotic car accessory, does she have any other public persona - porn star, royal correspondent, model? Sorry, I'm not familiar with her.I'll ask my 14 year old boy because I haven't got a clue Quote
Debbie Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex! Quote
HistoricCoinage Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Other than playing the part of an erotic car accessory, does she have any other public persona - porn star, royal correspondent, model? Sorry, I'm not familiar with her.She's a model and an actress. Although her acting involves such things as Piranha 3D, so... Quote
Peter Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 You're all pervs......Just in case there are any girls out there better I think that is offensive.Treating men as meat in today's society is not acceptable. Quote
Coinery Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex! And THANK God, I'd be reading my coin books alone in my caravan otherwise!Well, I guess if you need to capture people's attention, you have to lead the thread appropriately, but sufficiently catchy, so...'BUST' of Elizabeth I, do you think it better to leave the scratches in and 'keep it real?' Or is it more aesthetically pleasing to photoshop them out? ;-) Quote
Peter Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex! And THANK God, I'd be reading my coin books alone in my caravan otherwise!Well, I guess if you need to capture people's attention, you have to lead the thread appropriately, but sufficiently catchy, so...'BUST' of Elizabeth I, do you think it better to leave the scratches in and 'keep it real?' Or is it more aesthetically pleasing to photoshop them out? ;-)I like coins in their natural state as I do women.Tattoo's,piercings,plastic implants(when NOT a medical issue)are hideous IMO.What is wrong with temporary tattoo's,clip on piercings and chicken fillets PS I like Ashmore coins and contemporary forgeries. Quote
1949threepence Posted May 8, 2012 Posted May 8, 2012 She's from Chatham, innit. My house nearby needs a new tenant if your interested Miss Brooks. No need to worry about paying any actual money, just keep your webcam on! aka Chav Central Quote
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