blakeyboy Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 Crufts is back on TV again, and I never watched it before because of the antics of some of the awful dog breeders, and I won't watch it this time. I might wait a couple of weeks and watch Paracrufts...... 1 Quote
1949threepence Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 Not watching it? Barking mad, surely I love Crufts, it's the dog's bollocks. Mind, given the noise some of the dogs make, I only need a sub woofer loudspeaker to listen. Settle down with a nice cup of tea and a hot dog to watch it. (sorry, sorry) 1 Quote
secret santa Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 Nice to see you taking the lead on this one, Mike. 1 Quote
1949threepence Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, secret santa said: Nice to see you taking the lead on this one, Mike. Brilliant, Richard !!! ETA: I won't be muzzled on this topic. Edited March 12, 2022 by 1949threepence Quote
Bronze & Copper Collector Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 So long as no one is barking up the wrong tree..... 1 Quote
copper123 Posted March 12, 2022 Posted March 12, 2022 (edited) The train to birmingham coin fair this weekend is normally full of dogs, (And their owners) bloody dogs dont even pay, (freeloaders). Edited March 12, 2022 by copper123 Quote
blakeyboy Posted March 13, 2022 Author Posted March 13, 2022 (edited) OMG I made up 'Paracrufts' about ten years ago, and I've just found out that it bloody exists!!!!!!! There was an episode of Alan Partridge where he tries to pitch new programme ideas to the channel controller, all increasingly desperate, and one of them was 'Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank', which, bizarrely, years later, was actually made!!!! Edited March 13, 2022 by blakeyboy speling 1 1 Quote
1949threepence Posted March 13, 2022 Posted March 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, blakeyboy said: I'm in the doghouse now.... Better join the Kennel Club then........someone of your pedigree would get straight in, no arguments. 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 On 3/13/2022 at 10:31 AM, blakeyboy said: all increasingly desperate, and one of them was 'Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank', True story: Chris Eubank - he of the famous lisp - was a guest presenter on Top Of The Pops. Did the producers know in advance that Suggs's 'Cecilia' would be at Number 6??? 1 Quote
Michael-Roo Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 (edited) On 3/13/2022 at 10:31 AM, blakeyboy said: OMG I made up 'Paracrufts' about ten years ago, and I've just found out that it bloody exists!!!!!!! There was an episode of Alan Partridge where he tries to pitch new programme ideas to the channel controller, all increasingly desperate, and one of them was 'Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank', which, bizarrely, years later, was actually made!!!! Yet, inexplicably, still no Monkey Tennis or Inner City Sumo. Edited March 14, 2022 by Michael-Roo 2 Quote
copper123 Posted March 20, 2022 Posted March 20, 2022 What do you call a cross between a Jack russell and a shitzu JACKSHIT of course Quote
mrbadexample Posted March 20, 2022 Posted March 20, 2022 I went to a zoo once. There was only a dog there. It was a Shih Tzu. 1 Quote
PWA 1967 Posted March 20, 2022 Posted March 20, 2022 On 3/14/2022 at 4:17 PM, Peckris 2 said: True story: Chris Eubank - he of the famous lisp - was a guest presenter on Top Of The Pops. Did the producers know in advance that Suggs's 'Cecilia' would be at Number 6??? One of the best british boxers of the nineties ,defence and chin. Quote
Michael-Roo Posted March 20, 2022 Posted March 20, 2022 My dog has no nose. How does it smell? You know the rest. 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted March 21, 2022 Posted March 21, 2022 I've designed a combination shovel and plastic bag - it's for cleaning up cocker pooh. Quote
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