Danelaw Posted June 12, 2020 Posted June 12, 2020 When you're out watching bees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore. Quote
Peckris 2 Posted June 14, 2020 Posted June 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Danelaw said: That's Amore. When you're sat in Row Z And the ball hits your head That's Zamora... 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted June 14, 2020 Posted June 14, 2020 Mality. Mality. Mality. Mality. . . . . Well, that's got the formalities out of the way. 1 1 Quote
bagerap Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 When you're down by the sea And an eel bites your knee That'a Moray. 2 1 Quote
bagerap Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 Opened the bathroom cabinet and three bottles of Omega 3 landed on my head. Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil. 1 5 Quote
Diaconis Posted June 19, 2020 Posted June 19, 2020 Kunker have excellent videos accompanying their upcoming auction offerings. I feel quite moist😋 1 Quote
Danelaw Posted June 19, 2020 Posted June 19, 2020 Just heard there will be some clapping for Vera Lynn. Don't know where, don't know when. 2 Quote
Sword Posted June 19, 2020 Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) On 6/11/2020 at 6:56 PM, 1949threepence said: The story behind the plaque: The Roger Bucklesby Bench Plaque – In the middle of August 2013, Jamie Maslin, (a British author, adventurer and bushcraft survival instructor) reportedly installed this plaque in a London park to his fictional character Roger Bucklesby – a misanthropic failed author. The bench plaque reads, "In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park, and everyone in it." The image was originally posted on a Twitter account under the description "I was walking through London and came across this bench" and within hours its image went viral, receiving over 2 million views on image sharing website Imgur, thousands of retweets and over half a million likes on Facebook with ten thousand corresponding comments. "We had no plans for this to turn into an internet hit" said Maslin, "we just hoped the occasional passerby would see it and have a giggle. It seems we've done plenty of that." Edited June 19, 2020 by Sword 3 Quote
1949threepence Posted June 19, 2020 Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Sword said: The story behind the plaque: The Roger Bucklesby Bench Plaque – In the middle of August 2013, Jamie Maslin, (a British author, adventurer and bushcraft survival instructor) reportedly installed this plaque in a London park to his fictional character Roger Bucklesby – a misanthropic failed author. The bench plaque reads, "In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park, and everyone in it." The image was originally posted on a Twitter account under the description "I was walking through London and came across this bench" and within hours its image went viral, receiving over 2 million views on image sharing website Imgur, thousands of retweets and over half a million likes on Facebook with ten thousand corresponding comments. "We had no plans for this to turn into an internet hit" said Maslin, "we just hoped the occasional passerby would see it and have a giggle. It seems we've done plenty of that." I lifted the image from facebook - with your permission I'll copy and paste the reply above you gave above, into that thread. Very interesting reading. Quote
Sword Posted June 19, 2020 Posted June 19, 2020 It was pasted from Wikipedia. Source of free information. Quote
Sword Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Maslin#:~:text=Internet memes,Bucklesby – a misanthropic failed author. Quote
Danelaw Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 Came in drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up I went to the kitchen and stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs. 4 Quote
terrysoldpennies Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Danelaw said: Came in drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up I went to the kitchen and stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs. Is your wife's name Suzette 2 Quote
1949threepence Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 16 hours ago, Sword said: It was pasted from Wikipedia. Source of free information. Still, thanks anyway. You were obviously curious enough to spend time looking it up. Quote
1949threepence Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 On 6/19/2020 at 4:58 AM, mrbadexample said: Stand up for Jesus.... ....Sit down for Christ's sake.... 2 Quote
Sword Posted June 20, 2020 Posted June 20, 2020 5 hours ago, 1949threepence said: Still, thanks anyway. You were obviously curious enough to spend time looking it up. Yes, I was wondering if it was a photoshop job or a genuine plaque. Quote
Danelaw Posted June 22, 2020 Posted June 22, 2020 Just left the dentist. Bruised jaw, blood running down the side of mouth. To be fair he had it coming. 1 4 Quote
blakeyboy Posted June 28, 2020 Posted June 28, 2020 On 6/20/2020 at 11:17 AM, Danelaw said: Came in drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up I went to the kitchen and stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs. So impressed you bothered with the circumflex..... 1 Quote
blakeyboy Posted June 28, 2020 Posted June 28, 2020 On 6/20/2020 at 11:17 AM, Danelaw said: Came in drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up I went to the kitchen and stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs. Why am I still laughing at this??? Some crap jokes just work and work....!! 1 Quote
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