I heard the same joke about the Beckhams and a taxi driver when they've just returned from New York. David is going on about a great restaurant in NY where loads of celebs go. The driver asks its name. David's brow furrows. "Think of mainline London railway stations."
"Euston?" "Nah, another.."
"Paddington?" "Nah, that wasn't it."
"Victoria?" "Yeah! That's it! Victoria, what was the name of that restaurant we liked in New York?"