Rob Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Courtesy of my youngest.Proof that light travels faster than sound - Some people appear bright until they open their mouth. Quote
Accumulator Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Very good! Similar to Mark Twain's: "Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt". Quote
Rob Posted January 1, 2014 Author Posted January 1, 2014 Another word of wisdom.Nobody is useless - They can always be used as a bad example. Quote
Peckris Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 Never wash your hands if you can't tell the difference between a buffalo and a bison. Quote
Accumulator Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) Never wash your hands if you can't tell the difference between a buffalo and a bison.You do talk bullocks, Peckris! Edited January 2, 2014 by Accumulator Quote
Rob Posted January 2, 2014 Author Posted January 2, 2014 Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it. Quote
Coinery Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.And that reminds me of the Brummy fisherman who caught a 'whale' and threw it back because it had no spokes in it!Tommy Cooper! Quote
Peter Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Tommy Cooper is my sense of humour.He said he was on a whisky diet and lost three days. Quote
azda Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 A wise man once said, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Quote
1949threepence Posted January 4, 2014 Posted January 4, 2014 Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you on experience. Quote
Fubar Posted January 5, 2014 Posted January 5, 2014 Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.And that reminds me of the Brummy fisherman who caught a 'whale' and threw it back because it had no spokes in it!Tommy Cooper! Once, while in a large Birmingham shopping mall, whose name escapes me, we asked, with my wife's Essex accent, for directions to a toy store and ended up at The Tie Shop. Quote
Coinery Posted January 5, 2014 Posted January 5, 2014 Talking of bisons reminds me of the time a guy went fishing and caught a whale. No good though, no frame with it.And that reminds me of the Brummy fisherman who caught a 'whale' and threw it back because it had no spokes in it!Tommy Cooper! Once, while in a large Birmingham shopping mall, whose name escapes me, we asked, with my wife's Essex accent, for directions to a toy store and ended up at The Tie Shop. great!The Bull Ring I think it is? Quote
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