Whats the better option

[azda]

You are correct Peck, Turks are more liberal than people think. I mean, i'm a hairy arsed Scotsman and the Frau in Turkish obviously. Her religious beliefs are Islamic, but she does'nt do the mosque, eats bacon, sausage (actually, a lot of sausage) :D Her Mother is Arabic, so there's quite a lot in the mix there, then there's wee Wullie, who's 9/10th Scotsman, much to the dismay of her mother (that part i love) So perhaps, the Turks are getting more Europeanised by living in Europe because there's quite a lot of them here in Germany, they were invited here to rebuild Germany after the war, so perhaps it's something to do with all those things.

I didn't know you'd found your own Turkish Delight Dave! I don't know the Turkish for "Salaam mw'allykom", but I bet she does!

ARRRRRASS-waip

didnt realise peckris that you were fluent in jock..............

And it's improved greatly since King Kenny returned to the fold

Lol, she's fluent in Turkish/German/Englsih and Jockinese

[Rob]

Lol, she's fluent in Turkish/German/Englsih and Jockinese

It's amazing the number of regional versions of our language.....

Your wife is fluent in Englsih, GeoffT uses Englisn and Azda is fluent in ******. Brilliant.

[azda]

Lol, she's fluent in Turkish/German/Englsih and Jockinese

It's amazing the number of regional versions of our language.....

Your wife is fluent in Englsih, GeoffT uses Englisn and Azda is fluent in ******. Brilliant.

Lol, just noticed the TYPO Robert, thank you. I'm fluent in ass kicking

[Peckris]

Lol, she's fluent in Turkish/German/Englsih and Jockinese

It's amazing the number of regional versions of our language.....

Your wife is fluent in Englsih, GeoffT uses Englisn and Azda is fluent in ******. Brilliant.

Lol, just noticed the TYPO Robert, thank you. I'm fluent in ass kicking

...and wiping

[ski]

And it's improved greatly since King Kenny returned to the fold

i struggle to understand him.

ive heard though that rioters have stormed jdsports in walthamstow, apparantly theyre taking back the arsenal shirts they nicked last month

ski

[Peckris]

And it's improved greatly since King Kenny returned to the fold

i struggle to understand him.

ive heard though that rioters have stormed jdsports in walthamstow, apparantly theyre taking back the arsenal shirts they nicked last month

ski

[Mat]

I have got to say, I love reading the forum when I want some good comedy value. I have not worked out who the wittiest is yet, I tend to search for comments by Peter and Azda, especially when it’s a dodgy topic or something left by a spammer! If its spam I just know there will be a comment starting with F and ending with another F by Peter before I have even clicked on the topic.

[Peter]

I have got to say, I love reading the forum when I want some good comedy value. I have not worked out who the wittiest is yet, I tend to search for comments by Peter and Azda, especially when it’s a dodgy topic or something left by a spammer! If its spam I just know there will be a comment starting with F and ending with another F by Peter before I have even clicked on the topic.

Fhank you Matt...they just get on me farthings.

[azda]

I have got to say, I love reading the forum when I want some good comedy value. I have not worked out who the wittiest is yet, I tend to search for comments by Peter and Azda, especially when it's a dodgy topic or something left by a spammer! If its spam I just know there will be a comment starting with F and ending with another F by Peter before I have even clicked on the topic.

Fhank you Matt...they just get on me farthings.

You mean your thrupny bits Peter Sov sale is today, so lets see how far i'm out on price, maybe i'll win it, who knows.

[Peckris]

I have got to say, I love reading the forum when I want some good comedy value. I have not worked out who the wittiest is yet, I tend to search for comments by Peter and Azda, especially when it’s a dodgy topic or something left by a spammer! If its spam I just know there will be a comment starting with F and ending with another F by Peter before I have even clicked on the topic.

OY!!!!! 'Ave I bin wasting me time posting the last two years??? I'll come rahnd yer 'ouse and shove me wit right where the sun don't shine

[Hello17]

I have got to say, I love reading the forum when I want some good comedy value. I have not worked out who the wittiest is yet, I tend to search for comments by Peter and Azda, especially when it’s a dodgy topic or something left by a spammer! If its spam I just know there will be a comment starting with F and ending with another F by Peter before I have even clicked on the topic.

OY!!!!! 'Ave I bin wasting me time posting the last two years??? I'll come rahnd yer 'ouse and shove me wit right where the sun don't shine

antartica?

Azda, tell you son i say happy birthday

[azda]

I have got to say, I love reading the forum when I want some good comedy value. I have not worked out who the wittiest is yet, I tend to search for comments by Peter and Azda, especially when it's a dodgy topic or something left by a spammer! If its spam I just know there will be a comment starting with F and ending with another F by Peter before I have even clicked on the topic.

OY!!!!! 'Ave I bin wasting me time posting the last two years??? I'll come rahnd yer 'ouse and shove me wit right where the sun don't shine

antartica?

Azda, tell you son i say happy birthday

Thank you hello17, his birthday is Monday 12th

[ski]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Glasgow . He ordered her to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

The first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

[azda]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Glasgow . He ordered her to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

lol

[Peckris]

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Glasgow . He ordered her to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

The first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

[TomGoodheart]

Lol, she's fluent in Turkish/German/Englsih and Jockinese

It's amazing the number of regional versions of our language.....

Your wife is fluent in Englsih, GeoffT uses Englisn and Azda is fluent in ******. Brilliant.

Yes, all very confusing. I've had to resort to putting this whole page through Google Translate. It's fortunately very good though and so I now know that Az's name is Joke, he is married to a turkey and has a small bear named Wooly.

Oddly, I'm still confused.