Bronze & Copper Collector Posted March 9, 2020 Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Sword said: Very clever... Took me a few minutes to realize sigma didn't mean sigma Quote
Bronze & Copper Collector Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Rob said: I too cubed some pie? What? Close... I ate some pie (i 8 sum pi) Quote
blakeyboy Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 I'm a mac user, so I've never needed this product, but I think it might be time to buy Norton Antivirus. Quote
Danelaw Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 A bloke purchased a world map. He gave his wife a dart and said to her "Throw this and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for a holiday". They spent three weeks behind the fridge 1 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 10:33 PM, Sword said: Sorry I'm rather slow tonight - what kind of pie is that? I can only get "square root of minus one two cubed sigma'! Quote
Sword Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 17 minutes ago, Peckris 2 said: Sorry I'm rather slow tonight - what kind of pie is that? I can only get "square root of minus one two cubed sigma'! It's one of those in-jokes that someone with A level Maths might find funny. Square root of -1 is given the symbol i. (If square root of -1 = i, then i2 = -1. When you square a positive number like +3, you get +9. When you square a negative number like -3, you also get a positive number 9. Hence, it appears to be impossible to have i2 = -1. Hence i is called an imaginary number.) 23 = 2x2x2 = 8 which sounds like ate. The symbol Sigma in Maths means the SUM of The pi symbol is well-known. Hence "I ate some pie" 1 Quote
Rob Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 38 minutes ago, Peckris 2 said: Sorry I'm rather slow tonight - what kind of pie is that? I can only get "square root of minus one two cubed sigma'! Glad I'm not the only one. Try looking half a dozen posts up the page Quote
Rob Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 My eldest daughter was asked by her teacher, 'If the plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami. What is the plural of whataclotamus?' To which she immediately replied 'It's a whataclotareyou'. Result - 15 minutes extra work. Most unfair given the mental flexibility shown. 3 Quote
Sword Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Rob said: My eldest daughter was asked by her teacher, 'If the plural of hippopotamus is hippopotami. What is the plural of whataclotamus?' To which she immediately replied 'It's a whataclotareyou'. Result - 15 minutes extra work. Most unfair given the mental flexibility shown. Did that really happen? 😀 Hardly fair to get annoyed when a joke backfires! Edited March 10, 2020 by Sword Quote
Rob Posted March 11, 2020 Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Sword said: Did that really happen? 😀 Hardly fair to get annoyed when a joke backfires! Yep. Quote
1949threepence Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. 1 4 Quote
copper123 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 On 11/27/2019 at 7:48 PM, Diaconis said: Pure, non-PC, brilliance from the Python Gang. The tap-dancing bit in the middle just kills me every time. They can keep their darn corona virus . Everything else they exported was quite useful though 1 1 Quote
copper123 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 1949threepence said: BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. I was quite looking forward to seeing The Who - then along came that darn virus CANCELLED Quote
copper123 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, 1949threepence said: How many toilet rolls can u use in a week , how stupid can some people be 1 Quote
blakeyboy Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 I bought Norton Antivirus, because of what the bloke in the shop said, so I'm ok now. 1 Quote
copper123 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) I bought dettol its cheaper Edited March 13, 2020 by copper123 1 Quote
blakeyboy Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 It'll be £25 a bottle by the end of the week... 1 Quote
Peckris 2 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, copper123 said: I was quite looking forward to seeing The Who - then along came that darn virus CANCELLED True story: The Who were suing their producer Shel Talmy. In court the judge said "WHO - You mean the World Health Organization?" The barrister for the defendant replied "No Your Honour, The Who are a popular beat combo." At this point, the band realised they were going to lose. 3 Quote
copper123 Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 Some football fans want the premier league canceled this year due to the virus Most live in manchester and london Quote
1949threepence Posted March 13, 2020 Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, blakeyboy said: I bought Norton Antivirus, because of what the bloke in the shop said, so I'm ok now. Job's a good' un 1 5 Quote
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