No, it's my sister after a big night out.
Or, the most surreal identity parade ever.... :
" and can you ask number two to put a hat on and wear glasses, Officer, it was dark, and I'm just not that sure...."
You know, I put up my original post, 'cos I couldn't resist, and there was a risk that I would be flamed,
but no, the .....well..... I'll call you 'usual suspects', who I have noticed actually have a sense of humour,
(in my short time on this forum) , have not let me down.
Cheers guys.