No, it's my sister after a big night out.
 
	 
 
	 
 
	Or,  the most surreal identity parade ever....  :
 
	" and can you ask number two to put a hat on and wear glasses, Officer, it was dark, and I'm just not that sure...."
 
	 
 
	 
 
	You know, I put up my original post,  'cos I couldn't resist, and there was a risk that I would be flamed,
 
	but no,  the .....well.....   I'll call you 'usual suspects',    who I have noticed actually have a sense of humour,
 
	(in my short time on this forum) ,     have not let me down.
 
	Cheers guys.