Dave Take the foot off the loud peddle and reduce the BP. I have a springer on my feet and a feral cat who likes to sleep on the back of my chair(half on my head) Both snore...and maybe I do too.
Another one I read today: I was looking in a music shop and saw a set of bagpipes, "Look dear", I said to my wife, "they remind me of you." "Why?" She replied, "is it because I'm Scottish?" "No, " I said, "it's because they're mis-shapen, full of wind and sound f***ing horrible".