Penrith Station

[Peter]

I saw this on another forum.

Johns neck of the woods

http://www.circlecity.co.uk/picture_jokes/station_sign.php

[DaveG38]

I saw this on another forum.

Johns neck of the woods

http://www.circlecity.co.uk/picture_jokes/station_sign.php

If not still there, something similar should be, as the turbulence from a high speed train can be extremely dangerous when it comes through at full tilt. Usually, there's a white line on the platform and advice to stay behind it when trains come through - never seen that particular sign though!

[Peckris]

What the Italians would call locale, diretto, and fellatio

[1949threepence]

Hopefully such a notice wold provide an amusing way of driving home the message to stay clear of the platform edge, as high speeds trains can indeed "suck you off", but not in the way most would want.

[argentumandcoins]

I saw this on another forum.

Johns neck of the woods

http://www.circlecity.co.uk/picture_jokes/station_sign.php

Peter, I have spent hours upon hours on that bloody platform and I am still waiting for it to happen.

My wife is a Penrith lass however

[Gary1000]

I saw this on another forum.

Johns neck of the woods

http://www.circlecity.co.uk/picture_jokes/station_sign.php

Peter, I have spent hours upon hours on that bloody platform and I am still waiting for it to happen.

My wife is a Penrith lass however

Obviously the wife and yourself didn't spend much time on the station at the same time.