I think it's axiomatic that Chavs are white.  Brinnington, on the outskirts of Stockport, seems to be their capital. It's full of 14 year old girls with push chairs and male counterparts who discuss shoplifting techniques on the bus.  Other favourite topics of conversation are, who's your social worker, what did you get for your last drugs offence, which prison our Brandon/Chantelle is currently in and - on one occasion - a graphic account of how A murdered B. How unlike the homelife of our dear Queen. G