You are absolutely right. Sorry, I was remiss. Yes, you need, as above pointed out, and: STUNNING! RARE (and more ambitious permutations thereon, depending on how strong a stomach you've got). Invent a new Variety: "L@@K, Stunning, RRRRare, Unique! UNC, DIPPED, 1 not over anything really, OVERPRICED TAT, Major INVESTMENT, MAKE MONEY NOW NOW NOW EASILY!!! That's about it. Still missed anything? I have a 1806 farthing in sweet condition (has some crud in letters) , i could say : 'RARE 200 year old 1806 farthing WOW !!! Don't miss! I don't like L@@K , it's looks suspicious.