Lol... I should "have" (not "of") read your post first..... 
 
	You're absolutely correct. And I love your example.
 
	The only caveat to blaming people entirely is the dreaded spell checker.
 
	 
 
	Text from his neighbor
	
		
			I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
		 
		
			The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
		 
		
			A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"