davidrj Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 loved this linkBut even better than the story, look at the Indy's URL###http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/utter-PR-fiction-but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it-lets-just-print-it-2269573.html###David Quote
Peckris Posted April 19, 2011 Posted April 19, 2011 "As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me," Literally? Wow. However did she manage to fit into a jelly bean jar? Did she have her legs spread? Was there a grassy knoll? Was the sweetshop in Roswell? I think we should be told.More worrying however, is the fact that the future Queen of England is nothing more than a jelly bean. They must have got a special licence for Westminster Abbey, I'm not sure a jelly bean ever got married there before. Will Archbishop Rowntrees Williams perform the ceremony? Quote
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