This is the point where I get embarassed by subjecting myself to public ridicule. When I'm not collecting coins or writing books, I use a Yamaha Synthesiser to write what might laughingly be called music. I also attempt to sing my own songs, which is a particular nightmare, given that my teacher from age 8 told me to mime in the class, and not sing as I was rubbish. Anyway, to cut a long story short, if you would like a laugh at my expense, have a listen to one of my songs, which is on Bandcamp at:
https://daveg2.bandcamp.com/releases
It's called Satanic Game and pretty much speaks for itself. If you can bear to listen all the way through it would help my stats on the site, so do your best. It's worth keeping at it to the middle 8 as this is particularly horrible!!
DaveG38