Chris Perkins Posted February 27, 2005 Posted February 27, 2005 There are a high proportion in the South East, no doubt about that. The next time I go to Kent I want to get some mates together and change all the road signs that point to Chatham, to read 'Chavham' But that would probably make me a chav.....We'll do it in suits! Quote
weasel Posted March 1, 2005 Posted March 1, 2005 does anyone want some funny link about chavs its well good Quote
Master Jmd Posted March 2, 2005 Posted March 2, 2005 There are a high proportion in the South East, no doubt about that. You can say that again!...and I live about 100 miles from kent! Quote
Geoff T Posted March 2, 2005 Posted March 2, 2005 I think it's axiomatic that Chavs are white. Brinnington, on the outskirts of Stockport, seems to be their capital. It's full of 14 year old girls with push chairs and male counterparts who discuss shoplifting techniques on the bus. Other favourite topics of conversation are, who's your social worker, what did you get for your last drugs offence, which prison our Brandon/Chantelle is currently in and - on one occasion - a graphic account of how A murdered B.How unlike the homelife of our dear Queen.G Quote
Half Penny Jon Posted March 2, 2005 Posted March 2, 2005 I think it's axiomatic that Chavs are white. Brinnington, on the outskirts of Stockport, seems to be their capital. It's full of 14 year old girls with push chairs and male counterparts who discuss shoplifting techniques on the bus. Other favourite topics of conversation are, who's your social worker, what did you get for your last drugs offence, which prison our Brandon/Chantelle is currently in and - on one occasion - a graphic account of how A murdered B.How unlike the homelife of our dear Queen.G Suprisingly accurate G! Not that I would know anything about Chav converstations lol Here's a funny link:My Webpage Quote
TomGoodheart Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 How unlike the homelife of our dear Queen.No. That's because she doesn't need a social worker; she gets her benefits directly from the Chancellor of the Exchequer, she can't be prosecuted in a court for anything, she owns most of the prisons (just about) and she can leave murdering people to the secret services.Her topics of conversation are therefore limited since, with a bit of luck, Camilla is a bit old to be pushing a pram and since most people know she never carries cash nobody is likely to protest if she helps herself to 250g of sherbet lemons in the local Woolies. I guess that only leaves whether she could get a walk on part in Corrie.How sad... Quote
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