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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Just found a great online German butchers. Ordered some excellent sausages but I think the wurst is yet to come. - 
	
	
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Got a new job making plastic Dracula's. There is only two of us on the production line so I have to make every second count. - 
	
	
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My nephew who is not quite five wants to learn Spanish but he can't even say please yet. Bit pour for four I thought. - 
	
	
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My girlfriend thinks I'm nosey. I can't believe she wrote that in her diary. - 
	
	
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Everybody was excited at the Autopsy Club last night. It was Open Mike night - 
	
	
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I can't believe Ghislaine Maxwell killed herself next week. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Peter Steele and Jack Novak formed a duet in the sixties. They were Novak and Goode. Then Tommy Steele joined. And they were Steele Novak and Goode! - 
	Found this strange tale in the London Chronicle 1813. Re the pigs, I think someone squealed on them.
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Just left the dentist. Bruised jaw, blood running down the side of mouth. To be fair he had it coming. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Came in drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up I went to the kitchen and stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs. - 
	
	
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Just heard there will be some clapping for Vera Lynn. Don't know where, don't know when. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
That's Amore. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
When you're out watching bees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
I was crossing the road when I saw my worst enemy get run over. I thought "Blimey! That could have been me." Then remembered I can't drive. - 
	Had a mate recently ask for permission to use a photo of a coin from the river Thames I had. The book is due to be published around August. Another friend of mine has submitted a few lovely condition coins he has had over the years. He has over 120 trade tokens. Extraordinary collection.
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
It's not too bad being in isolation. For example, in one pack of rice I've got 8989 grains of rice but in my other pack there's only 8984. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Just finished my 30th marathon this month. I still can´t bring myself to call them "Snickers." - 
	
	
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My neighbour just hung the washing out...topless! Great huge breasts flying everywhere. I hope to see his wife tommorow. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
The Innuendo Society has announced a big rise in its male members - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
I don´t suppose anyone has a trebuchet I can borrow? I know it´s a long shot. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially. - 
	
	
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Danelaw replied to Madness's topic in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Meatloaf has recently married an accountant. A spokesman for the newlyweds stated, "She'll do anything for love, but she won't do VAT."