This is an all-time classic!

[Red Riley 2]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667#description

[Gary D 76]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667#description

I'm glad I wasn't eating my tea whilst reading that, it would've been all up the wall by now. Great stuff.

[TomGoodheart 391]

LOL

And all in a good cause too!

[Cerbera100 0]

WTF?! I wonder if he actually got his £9k and gave 90% to charity...

[Peter 615]

He is actually a member on an Ipswich Town forum, I saw this a few weeks back

There is another good spoof on a Paul Ross canvas on amazon...there are a lot of people including myself who have far too much free time.

[argentumandcoins 70]

I read it whilst wearing my wetsuit and actually did p**s in it, brilliant!

[ski 1]

oh dear, so so so so sad......being a member of the ipswitch town fc forum....

[Peter 615]

oh dear, so so so so sad......being a member of the ipswitch town fc forum....

and 4 coin forums and another 2 Ipswich forums.

Must be my punishment for all the wrong doings in a previous life.

[argentumandcoins 70]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

[Peter 615]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

[azda 978]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

[argentumandcoins 70]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Titus BUMBLE could have been a legend, unfortunately I think the pace of the game was just a little too quick for his lumbering frame on occasion. Mackems are welcome to him!

[Peckris 579]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

[Nick 329]

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

It was him, but it wasn't with Joey Barton. His punch-up was with Lee Bowyer.

[Peckris 579]

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

It was him, but it wasn't with Joey Barton. His punch-up was with Lee Bowyer.

Oh yes - another dodgy character!!

[argentumandcoins 70]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

Barton is a new man Peck, a reformed character. Probably the best in his position in the country at the moment and a massive part of the team. I hope he doesn't follow the traitorous Carrol out of the door this summer.

[Peckris 579]

Barton is a new man Peck, a reformed character. Probably the best in his position in the country at the moment and a massive part of the team. I hope he doesn't follow the traitorous Carrol out of the door this summer.

That explains the rumours about Dalglish's interest then! I have to admit my first thought was "Nooooooooooo", but if he is as you say ... oops, I'd best not be starting more rumours.

[1949threepence 3,367]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

It wasn't so much a stand up fist fight, as a direct attck on his teammate Ousmane Dabo at Man City. It was basically GBH by any other name. Barton is a very aggressive character who has been involved in violence towards others on many occasions. Not a pleasant individual IMO.

Joey Barton

Barton was fined £100,000 and suspended by City until the end of the 2006–07 season on 1 May 2007, following an incident during training when he assaulted his team mate Ousmane Dabo.[8][57] Dabo said that he had been hit several times, and had to go to hospital after suffering injuries to his head, including a suspected detached retina.[58] Dabo requested that the police press charges against Barton,[59] and as a result, Barton was arrested and questioned by Greater Manchester Police.[60] This altercation effectively ended Barton's time at City, although he later cited a "relationship breakdown" with Stuart Pearce as the main reason he left the club

[argentumandcoins 70]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

It wasn't so much a stand up fist fight, as a direct attck on his teammate Ousmane Dabo at Man City. It was basically GBH by any other name. Barton is a very aggressive character who has been involved in violence towards others on many occasions. Not a pleasant individual IMO.

Joey Barton

Barton was fined £100,000 and suspended by City until the end of the 2006–07 season on 1 May 2007, following an incident during training when he assaulted his team mate Ousmane Dabo.[8][57] Dabo said that he had been hit several times, and had to go to hospital after suffering injuries to his head, including a suspected detached retina.[58] Dabo requested that the police press charges against Barton,[59] and as a result, Barton was arrested and questioned by Greater Manchester Police.[60] This altercation effectively ended Barton's time at City, although he later cited a "relationship breakdown" with Stuart Pearce as the main reason he left the club

I think you will find he has matured somewhat over the last 2 years. The sending off in the Arsenal game when he was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Diaby being a good example. 2 years ago Diaby would have got snotted, this time Barton just shrugged it off. He doesn't drink anymore either, which obviously negates the thug in him on nights out. It took him a while but I think he has finally grown up and joined the human race. One of very few individuals who has had the guts to take a look at himself, decide he didn't like what he saw and make some life changing decisions.

[1949threepence 3,367]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

It wasn't so much a stand up fist fight, as a direct attck on his teammate Ousmane Dabo at Man City. It was basically GBH by any other name. Barton is a very aggressive character who has been involved in violence towards others on many occasions. Not a pleasant individual IMO.

Joey Barton

Barton was fined £100,000 and suspended by City until the end of the 2006–07 season on 1 May 2007, following an incident during training when he assaulted his team mate Ousmane Dabo.[8][57] Dabo said that he had been hit several times, and had to go to hospital after suffering injuries to his head, including a suspected detached retina.[58] Dabo requested that the police press charges against Barton,[59] and as a result, Barton was arrested and questioned by Greater Manchester Police.[60] This altercation effectively ended Barton's time at City, although he later cited a "relationship breakdown" with Stuart Pearce as the main reason he left the club

I think you will find he has matured somewhat over the last 2 years. The sending off in the Arsenal game when he was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Diaby being a good example. 2 years ago Diaby would have got snotted, this time Barton just shrugged it off. He doesn't drink anymore either, which obviously negates the thug in him on nights out. It took him a while but I think he has finally grown up and joined the human race. One of very few individuals who has had the guts to take a look at himself, decide he didn't like what he saw and make some life changing decisions.

Must have taken an extreme effort of will power on his part. Nonetheless, I imagine there are many who will still feel quite apprehensive in their dealings with him, wondering if he will suddenly snap again, if they say the wrong thing

[Peckris 579]

Have you got Keiron DIRE back yet Peter?

We had his best years up at the Toon.

John

He is on loan on a pay for play basis....guess what he is injured.

He actually scored when he had a broken leg before we popped him up to you for £6m.

It was that Robson chap who also collared Titus.

Those two only fired on 3 cylinders...shame really.

Christ is he sill alive? Not Christ, but Kieron Dyer lol

Was it him who had the standup fist fight with the Barton character when they both played (supposedly) for the same team?

It wasn't so much a stand up fist fight, as a direct attck on his teammate Ousmane Dabo at Man City. It was basically GBH by any other name. Barton is a very aggressive character who has been involved in violence towards others on many occasions. Not a pleasant individual IMO.

Joey Barton

Barton was fined £100,000 and suspended by City until the end of the 2006–07 season on 1 May 2007, following an incident during training when he assaulted his team mate Ousmane Dabo.[8][57] Dabo said that he had been hit several times, and had to go to hospital after suffering injuries to his head, including a suspected detached retina.[58] Dabo requested that the police press charges against Barton,[59] and as a result, Barton was arrested and questioned by Greater Manchester Police.[60] This altercation effectively ended Barton's time at City, although he later cited a "relationship breakdown" with Stuart Pearce as the main reason he left the club

I think you will find he has matured somewhat over the last 2 years. The sending off in the Arsenal game when he was grabbed by the scruff of the neck by Diaby being a good example. 2 years ago Diaby would have got snotted, this time Barton just shrugged it off. He doesn't drink anymore either, which obviously negates the thug in him on nights out. It took him a while but I think he has finally grown up and joined the human race. One of very few individuals who has had the guts to take a look at himself, decide he didn't like what he saw and make some life changing decisions.

Must have taken an extreme effort of will power on his part. Nonetheless, I imagine there are many who will still feel quite apprehensive in their dealings with him, wondering if he will suddenly snap again, if they say the wrong thing

...such as "OMG, you're nearly as ugly as Gary Neville!"

[azda 978]

This is brilliant to lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D220768216260%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

[Peckris 579]

This is brilliant to lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D220768216260%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Brilliant? That's an understatement. That seller ought to be a comedy writer. Perhaps he really is! My favourite part :

If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engine noises but there will be an additional fee for this.

Edited April 20, 2011 by Peckris

[Cerbera100 0]

This is brilliant to lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D220768216260%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Brilliant? That's an understatement. That seller ought to be a comedy writer. Perhaps he really is! My favourite part :

If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engine noises but there will be an additional fee for this.

Even better that he goes on to say 'I can also make airplane noises my Airbus A380 is very impressive, helicopters are harder but I can try if that is your thing'! Pure genius!

Woohoo! Post 100!

[Peckris 579]

This is brilliant to lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D220768216260%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Brilliant? That's an understatement. That seller ought to be a comedy writer. Perhaps he really is! My favourite part :

If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engine noises but there will be an additional fee for this.

Even better that he goes on to say 'I can also make airplane noises my Airbus A380 is very impressive, helicopters are harder but I can try if that is your thing'! Pure genius!

Woohoo! Post 100!

Congrats Cerb I normally bookmark interesting web pages, but I went so far as to actually save that one (mind you, being eBay, old listings probably don't hang around long anyway).