Danelaw
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Just found a great online German butchers.
Ordered some excellent sausages but I think the wurst is yet to come.
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Got a new job making plastic Dracula's. There is only two of us on the production line so I have to make every second count.
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My nephew who is not quite five wants to learn Spanish but he can't even say please yet.
Bit pour for four I thought.-
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My girlfriend thinks I'm nosey.
I can't believe she wrote that in her diary.
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Everybody was excited at the Autopsy Club last night.
It was Open Mike night-
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I can't believe Ghislaine Maxwell killed herself next week.
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Peter Steele and Jack Novak formed a duet in the sixties. They were Novak and Goode.
Then Tommy Steele joined.
And they were Steele Novak and Goode!
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Found this strange tale in the London Chronicle 1813.
Re the pigs, I think someone squealed on them.
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Just left the dentist. Bruised jaw, blood running down the side of mouth.
To be fair he had it coming.
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Came in drunk last night and didn’t want to wake anyone up
I went to the kitchen and stuck two French pancakes to my feet and crêped up the stairs.-
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No Sir. That's what it went for at D.N.W.
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Just heard there will be some clapping for Vera Lynn.
Don't know where, don't know when.
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£6,200 for a Carrickfergus token? Estimated at £300.
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That's Amore.
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When you're out watching bees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore.
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I was crossing the road when I saw my worst enemy get run over. I thought "Blimey! That could have been me."
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Had a mate recently ask for permission to use a photo of a coin from the river Thames I had. The book is due to be published around August. Another friend of mine has submitted a few lovely condition coins he has had over the years.
He has over 120 trade tokens. Extraordinary collection.
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It's not too bad being in isolation. For example, in one pack of rice I've got 8989 grains of rice but in my other pack there's only 8984.
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Just finished my 30th marathon this month.
I still can´t bring myself to call them "Snickers."-
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My neighbour just hung the washing out...topless!
Great huge breasts flying everywhere.
I hope to see his wife tommorow.
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The Innuendo Society has announced a big rise in its male members
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I don´t suppose anyone has a trebuchet I can borrow?
I know it´s a long shot.-
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Does Sean Connery like herbs?
Yes, but only partially.-
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Meatloaf has recently married an accountant. A spokesman for the newlyweds stated, "She'll do anything for love, but she won't do VAT."
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Thames Find
in Nothing whatsoever to do with coins area!
Posted · Edited by Danelaw
A last trip down the river for a while, I found this. About the size of my hand.