[azda]

So the headline from the BBC is

MI6 death: Gareth Williams 'probably' killed unlawfully..................this obviously regards the MI6 agent who was murdered and found in a bag in his own flat

My own headline to the BBC would read as follows............


NO SHIT SHERLOCK..............Disnae tak a rocket scientist tae work that oot eh..............Geezus, some people are numpties, honestly

[ski]

Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse......wheras............Walt Disnae

[Peckris]

ski, on 03 May 2012 - 12:08 AM, said:

Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse......wheras............Walt Disnae

Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up - she gets more fan mail than the Pope.

[scott]

i agree... wasted probably millions of our pounds to tell us what we already know.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PADLOCK YOURSELF INSIDE A BAG. all they had to do was buy a bag and padlock and try.

[bagerap]

Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.
300 sodding hours!!!?????

[Peter]

bagerap, on 04 May 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.
300 sodding hours!!!?????

Only 7 weeks
It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed.

[argentumandcoins]

Peter, on 04 May 2012 - 06:47 AM, said:

bagerap, on 04 May 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.
300 sodding hours!!!?????

Only 7 weeks
It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed.

And a lifetime discovering you'll never get into it

[Peckris]

argentumandcoins, on 04 May 2012 - 07:45 AM, said:

Peter, on 04 May 2012 - 06:47 AM, said:

bagerap, on 04 May 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.
300 sodding hours!!!?????

Only 7 weeks
It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed.

And a lifetime discovering you'll never get into it

[ski]

Quote

It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed.

i had that problem......how we laughed when she first showed me the handcuffs

[Peter]

ski, on 04 May 2012 - 07:44 PM, said:

Quote

It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed.

i had that problem......how we laughed when she first showed me the handcuffs

She didn't laugh so loudly when she had a stipple artex pattern on the top of her head.

[Rob]

Peter, on 04 May 2012 - 06:47 AM, said:

bagerap, on 04 May 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Instead of which they wasted money on 300 hours of an escape artiste's time to find out that he couldn't replicate locking himself inside a bag.
300 sodding hours!!!?????

Only 7 weeks
It would take me longer to establish I couldn't get out of Kelly Brooks bed.

Am I missing something here? Link

Just kidding. I'm sure I'd recognise her if I saw her again. In fact I'm sure I saw her sister today, and I'm sure the wife saw I saw her sister too.

[Peter]

Lest we forget.
http://www.google.co...9QEwBA&dur=2171

[argentumandcoins]

I always felt safer when hurtling in if I had twin airbags infront of me.....

[Chris Perkins]

She's from Chatham, innit. My house nearby needs a new tenant if your interested Miss Brooks. No need to worry about paying any actual money, just keep your webcam on!

[Debbie]

You're all pervs......

Just in case there are any girls out there better

[Chris Perkins]

I keep forgetting this is no longer a 100% male domain!

[Coinery]

Debbie, on 05 May 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

You're all pervs......

Just in case there are any girls out there better

That's so weird, I knew a girl who thought Keanu was the dogs! You are only the second person i have ever heard confess as much! I never got it myself, though the JD thing makes sense!

[Rob]

argentumandcoins, on 05 May 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

I always felt safer when hurtling in if I had twin airbags infront of me.....

Other than playing the part of an erotic car accessory, does she have any other public persona - porn star, royal correspondent, model? Sorry, I'm not familiar with her.

[argentumandcoins]

Rob, on 05 May 2012 - 11:06 PM, said:

argentumandcoins, on 05 May 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

I always felt safer when hurtling in if I had twin airbags infront of me.....

Other than playing the part of an erotic car accessory, does she have any other public persona - porn star, royal correspondent, model? Sorry, I'm not familiar with her.

I'll ask my 14 year old boy because I haven't got a clue

[Debbie]

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

[HistoricCoinage]

Rob, on 05 May 2012 - 11:06 PM, said:

Other than playing the part of an erotic car accessory, does she have any other public persona - porn star, royal correspondent, model? Sorry, I'm not familiar with her.

She's a model and an actress. Although her acting involves such things as Piranha 3D, so...

[Peter]

Debbie, on 05 May 2012 - 05:44 PM, said:

You're all pervs......

Just in case there are any girls out there better

I think that is offensive.
Treating men as meat in today's society is not acceptable.

[Coinery]

Debbie, on 06 May 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

And THANK God, I'd be reading my coin books alone in my caravan otherwise!
Well, I guess if you need to capture people's attention, you have to lead the thread appropriately, but sufficiently catchy, so...'BUST' of Elizabeth I, do you think it better to leave the scratches in and 'keep it real?' Or is it more aesthetically pleasing to photoshop them out? ;-)

[Peter]

Coinery, on 06 May 2012 - 12:24 PM, said:

Debbie, on 06 May 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

And THANK God, I'd be reading my coin books alone in my caravan otherwise!
Well, I guess if you need to capture people's attention, you have to lead the thread appropriately, but sufficiently catchy, so...'BUST' of Elizabeth I, do you think it better to leave the scratches in and 'keep it real?' Or is it more aesthetically pleasing to photoshop them out? ;-)

I like coins in their natural state as I do women.Tattoo's,piercings,plastic implants(when NOT a medical issue)are hideous IMO.
What is wrong with temporary tattoo's,clip on piercings and chicken fillets
PS I like Ashmore coins and contemporary forgeries.

[1949threepence]

Chris Perkins, on 05 May 2012 - 03:40 PM, said:

She's from Chatham, innit. My house nearby needs a new tenant if your interested Miss Brooks. No need to worry about paying any actual money, just keep your webcam on!

aka Chav Central

[Peckris]

Debbie, on 06 May 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

That's weird. I genuinely thought she was Jeremy Clarkson's daughter. Didn't she also try her hand as a pop singer??? What was her name again?

[ski]

Quote

You're all pervs......

Just in case there are any girls out there better

hes pretty shite at the interior decorating home/diy thing dont you think.......also cant get dressed properly witout his mom around........what a woooooos

[1949threepence]

Peckris, on 08 May 2012 - 10:29 PM, said:

Debbie, on 06 May 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

That's weird. I genuinely thought she was Jeremy Clarkson's daughter. Didn't she also try her hand as a pop singer??? What was her name again?

If she were, that would be enough to put me off her immediately.

[Peckris]

1949threepence, on 09 May 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

Peckris, on 08 May 2012 - 10:29 PM, said:

Debbie, on 06 May 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

That's weird. I genuinely thought she was Jeremy Clarkson's daughter. Didn't she also try her hand as a pop singer??? What was her name again?

If she were, that would be enough to put me off her immediately.

I was sure I heard Clarkson's daughter had released a record! And each time I heard Kelly's name mentioned, that's who I thought they meant ! As I don't watch American Idol or any such show, and as TOTP is now deceased, I guess you could say I'm now an official dinosaur. Except not so much that I don't know that James Blunt is for grannies only, Dido is boring as hell, and I know from my own nightmares that Sealion Dion is someone to run shrieking from. I'd be equally rude about La Houston except she's no longer with us, poor shrieker. I don't like Green Day, I do like McFly, I think Keane and Coldplay and suchlike all sound the same... so I that's my street cred out the window. Except I also hate U2 so I just won it back again

[argentumandcoins]

Peckris, on 09 May 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:

1949threepence, on 09 May 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

Peckris, on 08 May 2012 - 10:29 PM, said:

Debbie, on 06 May 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

Kelly Clarkson is a singer who came to fame by winning the American X Factor....

Stuart us girls are less universal in our apreciation of the opposite sex!

That's weird. I genuinely thought she was Jeremy Clarkson's daughter. Didn't she also try her hand as a pop singer??? What was her name again?

If she were, that would be enough to put me off her immediately.

I was sure I heard Clarkson's daughter had released a record! And each time I heard Kelly's name mentioned, that's who I thought they meant ! As I don't watch American Idol or any such show, and as TOTP is now deceased, I guess you could say I'm now an official dinosaur. Except not so much that I don't know that James Blunt is for grannies only, Dido is boring as hell, and I know from my own nightmares that Sealion Dion is someone to run shrieking from. I'd be equally rude about La Houston except she's no longer with us, poor shrieker. I don't like Green Day, I do like McFly, I think Keane and Coldplay and suchlike all sound the same... so I that's my street cred out the window. Except I also hate U2 so I just won it back again

Sorry Peck but I haven't even heard of half of them, but I do like U2 and I mostly listen to Handel, Bach, Strauss, Mozart, Beethoven et al now. Street cred, shmeet cred, who cares